Here at F1addicted Towers, where we sit on our wanking throne in our pyjamas typing out rubbish, we love pre-season car and testing comments.
You can even look as far back as 2011 and read these.
2016, thankfully, is no different.
THE REALLY IMPORTANT AND INSIGHTFUL COMMENTS THIS YEAR:
- Christian Horner says that Red Bull are really shit, but they might not be as shit in 6 months time. (he forgets that most/all other teams will also improve through the year. Oops.)
- Williams’ Pat Symonds makes perhaps the most superfluous comment ever made in the history of Formula 1… ‘We kind of improved it. Where possible.’
- Unproven ‘right place, right time’ “Champion” Vettel says Ferrari will be better, because they now use a Mercedes engine – oh no wait, they don’t.