McLaren’s The Fifth Driver needs a job.

@thefifthdriver on Twitter is McLaren’s… something.

It might be their PR, or somesuch, but generally speaking, that use Twitter to:

1) say things like “GP this weekend! Are you excited?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? We are!”

2) announce competitions that no one with even the most basic form of human intelligence would be interested in: “want to design what Lewis’ trousers look like on Thursday?!?!?!?!?!??!?!”

3) promote exceedingly dull and corporate events that LH and JB do, which almost always revole around the McLaren MP4-ABCDEFG123456 road sports car. Which I would say 0.0000000001% of Twitter users can afford to buy. Or look at.

What salary are these people being paid, so they have this much time to waste?

Why don’t they realise that they are making complete asses of themselves?

Gurning out WE ARE FUN! WE, ARE, FUN!, might be ‘fun’ for someone who has no shame, but after being absolutely TROUNCED and DESTROYED by Red Bull in 2011, you might think that McLaren would divert resourcers away from Twitter cack, and, oh I don’t know, more towards designing a race car that isn’t a colossal pile of shite when directly compared to a Red Bull car?

Just a thought. Morons.

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