I am sorry to the person who joined my Twitter and then spammed me this video. ‘Steve’ something – I guess you are just a chap trying to make a go of pushing this video out for some reason (work for Johnnie Walker?), but it is so, so, wanky. Wanktastic.
Well will companies learn? We are not stupid.
1) Jenson looks so very uncomfortable doing these things. ‘The cameras flashed, it was a special moment’. It’s so completely unconvincing, because it’s just clear that JB hates doing these sorts of things, has no idea what to say, and feels like a pillock saying it. He clearly does nto care, and who blames him?
He has more important things to do than talk shite about how ‘fun’ it is.
2) saying there are “parties” won’t make us knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers go “oohhh… parties..!!!” Wow, people are having parties there!”
3) using a complete cunt of a man who says “there are billionaires here, it’s so staggering how smooth my skin is and how suave I can be” will turn potential consumers AWAY from Johnnie Walker
4) Dawn Yang, ‘celebrity blogger’, looks like a complete soul-less twat of a woman who is a hanger-on, a groupie wannabe, and a complete ass of a person. Wow, there is ‘vibrancy’ and more ‘parties’. Celebwity la! Velly exciting la!
Now I’m rushing out to buy an overly=priced bottle of whisky just because the advert made me feel like if I – one of the ‘have nots’ – buy a bottle of the same liquid that celebwities – the ‘haves’ – drink, I will somehow be part of their world, if only for a few sips.
Yes, us consumers are really just that easily swayed.